1. 23 May


    (Source: fucksmileandstaystrong)

     

  2. 23 May



    dontfrolictoomuch:

    In 2nd grade I didn’t know my teacher’s name for the longest time, so I just kept calling her teacher and she got so mad one day and yelled “MY NAME IS NOT TEACHER. IT IS MRS. MUSTARD. NOW YOU REMEMBER THIS, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?” and 5 seconds of silence go by and my five year old self decides to say

    is your husband mr. ketchup

    and this is the proudest moment of my life.

    (via she-is-a-whorror)

     

  3. 23 May


    (via m-kenna)

     

  4. 22 May


    vanished: Haley Harper - Destructive Thoughts

    vanished:

    Haley Harper - Destructive Thoughts

     

  5. 22 May


    g-narnia:

    edwad:

    onetreetrill:

    mullingod:

    Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner. [x]

    even obama is done with taylor’s shit

    i’m a republican and that was a solid joke

    dam breh

    lol

    (via understated-eloquence)

     

  6. 22 May



    j4ya:

    really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

    image

    #HE JUST WANTED THE ACORN

    (Source: riddlemetom, via understated-eloquence)

     

  7. 22 May


    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via disease-called-love)

     

  8. 22 May


    tearsandvodkashots: itsbiggeronthefrontflip: RAVEN’S HAIR IS A RAVEN OH MY GOD stop that’s too much for my life

    tearsandvodkashots:

    itsbiggeronthefrontflip:

    RAVEN’S HAIR IS A RAVEN OH MY GOD

    stop that’s too much for my life

    (Source: winkywonkytimeywimey, via disease-called-love)

     

  9. 22 May


    foxylikeme:

    Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.

    (via disease-called-love)

     

  10. 22 May


    ohbahorel:

    cellostargalactica:

    aliquidstate:

    oh ok

    what the shit

    Can I have the car, then?

    cunt.

    (via thedinosaurswentforwardintime)